Wednesday, September 15, 2004

That tree jumped out and hit my car officer ...

On the highway to diet hell, I've had a Kit Kat Bar, Nutrigrain Bar, and 12 oz Coke this afternoon.

I was attacked by them. Each of them snuck up on me and then POW! (That's my story and I'm sticking to it.)


  1. I'm just glad I wasn't there to watch them all forcing themselves down your throat!
    Reminds me of my stop at DQ for lunch yesterday, when some evil force imitated my voice at the drive-thru and ordered FRIES with my cheeseburger and Diet Coke.

  2. That is one busy evil force.
    It also ordered my breakfast for me this morning (I was in the office two hours early hunting problems, and I wasn't awake enough eat at home. I bad. bad bad bad)